Who doesn't need a jacket that has upholstery inspired crop sleeves?  Or an organic jacket that's made of hemp/organic wool/lycocell tweed?  As skewed as the Tower of Pisa, this asymmetrical eco-friendly peacoat has 3 ways to wear it, aside from open, and is as unique as you are.  Architecturally inspired with the whimsy of japanese street wear is there any convincing left to do?   

How about: As always, all of our clothing is fair trade, Made in the USA, Carbon Neutral with our Fashionably Carbon Neutral Program™, helps higher causes such as our Sun Power Project™, and the production scraps from the making of this coat are donated to local schools or children's art project with our Scraps for Schools™ program.